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Shocking facts about WoW gamers

 By Alan - April 6, 2010

These days it seems like everyone and their dog knows someone addicted to World of Warcraft. We thought it was time to sick our rabid team of researchers into the soft, fleshy leg of WoW gamer stereotypes.

What they’ve uncovered may surprise you… unless you’ve actually seen someone play World of Warcraft, in which case this collection of made up facts* will be right on par with what you already believe.

Click here for a high-res version of the report.

Lack of Research Report NakedRobber WOW facts Shocking facts about WoW gamers

*Nakedrobber has never and will never use real facts to support an argument now or in the future, unless by accident. Several Wow gamers were hurt during the making of this research. We apologize that despite our best efforts, we could not injure them all.

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  • Dewdmhan

    Oh yea I don’t even play wow you lame fuck. I have a beautiful wife and a loving set of nonneglected children.- two awesome jobs and I’m the boss of a company. I play games cus I pay punk asses like you to mow my lawn. I work for everything in my life including gaming and I enjoy every single fucking second of it… forskin fungus you’ve got to be kidding me your a joke.

  • Dewdmhan

    Wow you guys are fucked up. I mean I see what constate online gaming does to a person and a community as a whole but your just taking it to a ridiculous extreme and saying eeveryones a fucking douche. Get real. Rapist killing time? Neglecting children? I know it does and has happened but you wanna get some real facts? Your shit isn’t evn funny. Its just a lame concoction of the same slams agaist the worst gamers. F for creativity. Speaking of f’s… your just some nerdy gamer yourself huh? Sitting at home posting gay shit like this no kids or family? Is this the only way you can feel better about yourself is bashing other gamers? Is it payback cus you never get the highscore on anything online? I’m sorry ill let ya beat me sometime. When I’m Fucking dead you puss. Try to do something positive with yourlife. Cus I bet that “I’m thinking of killing myself” was actually just you screaming for help. Oh yea ima leave my email on here I want a fucking response from you. Man up lets see what you got.
    the reason you hate yourself…
    Devin
    dewdmhan@hotmail.com. =) cant wait to hear from ya.

    • Anonymous

      Dear Devin (Who will henceforth be referred to as Super Fan),

      We always appreciate it when we get emails from our biggest fans like you! Often, we just receive pointless comments from weirdos with opinions we don’t want/care about. The internet can be full of crazies, so keep an eye out for them (especially when you’re around mirrors or other highly reflective surfaces).

      In regards to our article “Shocking facts about WoW gamers”, thanks for so eloquently pointing out how wrong our stereotypes about gamers are. The angry, rambling and incoherent note you left us clearly demonstrates that gamers are not the borderline-psychopathic or socially inept people we make them out to be.

      Upon reviewing the information we presented in the article I understand your confusion. It’s clear now that even a professional business owner like you could misinterpret this graph. We accidentally portrayed our jokes as facts by stating that “Nakedrobber has never and will never use real facts to support an argument now or in the future”.

      However, it really pleases me to hear that you ‘enjoy everyone fucking second’ of your life. It would grieve me personally to think that you didn’t enjoy the seconds you spent reading our article. Or the seconds in which you subsequently became so enraged you had to respond to it. Or finally the seconds you spent writing an angry tirade laced with obscenities. Because if that were true it would make you look like a colossal idiot.

      Lastly, thank you for offering to let us beat your high score, on a yet unconfirmed game, after you have died. I assure you, everyone at nakedrobber.com eagerly awaits that time!

      Have a great day, Super Fan!

      Nakedrobber.com