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Naked Robber Report

If the average persons body is a temple, then a gamers body is a mass grave filled with half burned corpses that smells like semen and beef jerky. That being said, thanks to Kinect you might be able to do more with that pile of rolls and hair than just stand in front of a mirror and cry.

Over the last couple of weeks Microsoft’s Kinect has taken over the video game industry. Naked Robber’s team of researchers have sifted through all the marketing messages and rumors to bring you this easy to read guide.

So what can Kinect do? And will it really change the way you use games as a way to kill time between pleasuring yourself with warm bagels and tranny porn?

Click here to zoom in so you don’t ruin your eyes any further than the 20 years of staring at a screen already have.

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