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The Wisdom of Professor Tweed

Dial ‘R’ for Rapist

 By Professor Tweed - November 15, 2010

(Editor’s note: This is a real email received by Alan and Mike here at Nakedrobber, I shit you not. We’re as confused as you are, so we decided it would be best to let Professor Tweed weigh in on its meaning.)

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Oh my. This is disturbing, on so many levels. And I will have you know it is something that I would not know anything about! How dare you accuse me! That could have been anybody’s genital secretion on that sucker, and to hell with DNA tests! I will get to the bottom of this, that I promise.

Professor Tweed

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