Archive for January, 2011

10 Reasons Why Video Game Music Owns – 80′s Edition

The Naked Robber is back and with a list of the best video game tunes from the decade that helped deform you into the unemployed hermit you are today. I suggest listening to these with headphones on so that the people around you don’t think you are an overgrown child who refuses to grow up and act like a big boy.

January 18, 2011 • Tags: 80's, NES, video game music • Posted in: 10 Reasons Why • One Comment

Ultima Reincarnate

In traditional Naked Robber fashion I’m here today to point out the obvious and discuss irrelevant observations about aged games and topics that nobody remembers or cares about.

I’ve been known to violently bitch and complain in the past about a number of things, usually Asian drivers or menstruating women but the classic series of RPG games known as Ultima (which were raped, pissed on and beaten to death as if featured in one of my favorite snuff films) is always a popular topic when I start drinking and throwing beer bottles against the wall.