Archive for September, 2011

VISUAL GUIDE TO GAMERS WITH DEMOGRAPHICS AND STATISTICS

video game player demographics and statistics study by nakedrobber.com

Did you know that 65% of US households play video games? Or that almost 50% of all gamers are between the ages of 18-49? Probably not, because you’re the type of person who wastes their time reading the nonsense we periodically barf onto this ugly web page. Read our special report to find out new ways to ridicule the people you know!

Earth Reborn: Why Kill the Zombies When You Can Command Them?

Centuries before the advent of the video game and all the antisocial, time-wasting fun involved with sitting on your rapidly expanding ass on some ragged, jizz-stained couch while watching pixilated sprites frolicking at your command there was something known as a “board game”.

Marketed as “fun for the whole family” (kind of like incest), these games started to spread around like STDs to the socially awkward and dubiously intelligent crowd of losers known as nerds. These nerds, led by the Great G. Gygax, patron saint of the unwashed, soon hijacked the concept of “fun” and created all kinds of games beyond the grasp of your average inbred yokel. Most of these games never found their way past the dingy basements or stanky college dorms in which the creators spent the majority of their pathetic lives, while others flew off to inspire new generations of dips, dweebs and douchebags.