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10 Reasons Why You’re The Office Joke

Every creature in this world has a job to do. This is true for the lowly ant dragging bits of sugar around and also for the middle aged immigrant women who scrapes the dried shit off the bathroom wall at McDonald’s. The work we do might not be fun but it’s what we were born for. So quit bitching about the shitty chairs at the office and take a minute to absorb these 10 reasons why you’re what people laugh about in the break room:

10 Reasons Why Everyone Hates You

You’re not as highly regarded amongst your peers as you might think. Not everyone is perfect but I assure you that no one would shed a tear if you were mistaken for a wildebeest and ripped apart by crocodiles. Here’s why:

10 Reasons Why Your Apartment Should Be Condemned

Living in filth is acceptable when you’re rebelling at the age of 15. After moving out however, if you’re trying to bring people back to an apartment that resembles a cross between Bin Laden’s hide out and a rapists paradise, then that explains why people break out in hives after coming near you. Avoid these 10 things and maybe people will visit you as often as they visit their dead relatives’ graves.

10 Reasons Why You Will Die a Virgin

Virginity. It’s acceptable if you’re 13, but once you hit 20 you better have a damn good excuse if you don’t want to be treated like a burn victim. Sometimes the solution isn’t so obvious to people so this is where I come in to gently shine some light on a very delicate topic.

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• What has become of the once proud gaming community that now whimpers like a fat chick on a diet at the mere mention of a challenge?

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