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How I Acquired two
10-Pound Paperweights

Getting a really big tax return is not something that happens to you every day. Hell, if you find yourself in the same tax bracket as me, (or what I lovingly refer to as the ‘Buttfuck Tax Bracket’) you probably won’t see one every decade. So when you do get a return, you find yourself in a precarious position: sandwiched awkwardly between the need to do something constructive with your newfound wealth and the desire to piss it away on something useless. Unfortunately for all of mankind, desire often trumps need. This has been confirmed by many philosophers throughout history (or at least the really cool ones who always bought the next round). When I received my unexpected tax return I was not a calm, level-headed Plato. I was a sloppy, drunken Nietzsche who blew his cash on a shiny new Xbox 360.

Ignorant Geek Wisdom

• A woman’s libido is like a Rubik’s Cube, you have to gently twist each piece into place but ultimately use a screw driver and a pair of pliers to get the result you want.

  -Professor Tweed

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