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Hide Your Shame With Clothing
Throughout your adventure characters will react differently to you depending entirely on how you dress. So equipping the right clothes is very important. Everyone loves a sharp dressed man or a sexy fashionista, right?
Unfortunately, everyone doesn’t love your semen stained transformers t-shirt, your festering brown wool socks and sandals combination or those blanket sized anime button-up shirts you parade your gut around in.
Yes, finding clothes for your troll-like frame will be a tear filled adventure into the florescent world of judgment. It’s time to equip yourself with some new items!
Navigating the Club
The club is a devilishly complex level, filled with challenges that will inevitably turn your good night into a twisted introspective journey that highlights your grotesque body and dull, socially stunted personality.
Level 12 – The Gym
The Gym is a great place to Pad your strength and remove some nasty traits. This area has been open to you the entire time, but as your holocaust like frame can attest you’ve never actually been here. Before entering, be sure to equip your Shorts of the Pasty Chicken Legs for a +1 boost to stamina (-5 temporary effect to morale).
