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Top 10 Space Simulator Games

I used to have an imagination. I could dream up interesting worlds and go on exciting adventures without huffing enough glue to kill an elephant. Unfortunately years of working in a cubicle, surrounded by people who are genetically closer to cardboard than primates, has reduced my once vivid imagination to day dreaming about eating a doughnut without getting heart burn. Clearly, I need the stuff of my youth to kick start this Swiss cheese brain again. I need the space simulator games of the 1990′s.

Steam vs GamesforWindows

The Internet is good for three things: ordering strands of piano wire off of amazon, helping psychopaths troll craigslist for victims and downloading games. So in our own ignorant geek way let’s take a brief break from making dolls out of human hair and look into the top two methods of getting games online legally: Gamesforwindows.com vs Steam, The Ultimate Online Game Platform.

The Great RPG Drought

Over the last few years RPG fans have been treated with about as much warmth and compassion that a toothless methhead receives on a busy street selling open mouth kisses for money. You know it’s been a rough year when the most prolific titles worth mentioning are luke warm turds from BioWare (Mass Effect 2, Dragon Age 2), both of which had a lasting impression shorter than a midget on it’s knees.

5 Things Video Games Can Help You Improve

Video games can be more than just a distraction from thoughts about the piano crate you’ll eventually be buried in. They can also help you improve yourself, your office or your family in a number of surprising ways. Take a moment to read this article and you’ll easily be able to justify the pancake sized bedsores on your legs and the cradle that has been suspiciously silent for over a month.

Why not Secret of Mana?

If Square Enix was a convicted, child molesting uncle then the Mana franchise is the kid who grew up to be a sexually repressed meth head who ends up in a suit case at the bottom of a river.

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• Include a feature in NHL where I get to beat Don Cherry to death with a hockey puck and maybe I’ll be impressed.

  -Alan

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