http://www.nakedrobber.com Ignorant geek humor for gamers including funny video game opinions, random articles and angry rants written by gamers Fri, 13 Aug 2010 15:50:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/08/13/you-know-what-your-problem-is-ww2-games/ http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/08/13/you-know-what-your-problem-is-ww2-games/#comments Fri, 13 Aug 2010 15:50:23 +0000 Alan http://www.nakedrobber.com/?p=1781
Over the last 30 years one of the most popular themes for video games has been World War 2. However, after over 200 games taking different angles on this slice of history we've left this genre drier than a post-op transsexual in a sandstorm. The only thing more common that a WW2 game in the discount bin is a visit to the abortion clinic after Mardi Gras. Does anyone actually still enjoy playing WW2 games anymore? No? Good. Then you'll enjoy this rant.]]> http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/08/13/you-know-what-your-problem-is-ww2-games/feed/ 1 http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/08/10/uneducated-opinion-starcraft-2-is-good-but-quit-fondling-the-box/ http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/08/10/uneducated-opinion-starcraft-2-is-good-but-quit-fondling-the-box/#comments Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:29:59 +0000 Alan http://www.nakedrobber.com/?p=1750 Starcraft 2 launched this month, finally giving you a reason to pry away that vice like grip you have on your lonely, abused penis. My thoughts? Starcraft 2 is a good game. I’m enjoying playing it. It’s not a life changing experience like backing over your neighbors 4 year old but it’s still fun. I’m very satisfied with what they delivered. It’s tight, the graphics are solid, the leveling system that Blizzard has introduced makes the single player feel slightly less linear and the whole interface redesign is slicker than the gallons of used motor oil I pour into my neighbor’s creek. So what’s the catch?]]> http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/08/10/uneducated-opinion-starcraft-2-is-good-but-quit-fondling-the-box/feed/ 0 http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/08/09/uneducated-opinion-ea-sports-its-in-the-game-but-it-costs-extra/ http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/08/09/uneducated-opinion-ea-sports-its-in-the-game-but-it-costs-extra/#comments Mon, 09 Aug 2010 22:47:24 +0000 Alan http://www.nakedrobber.com/?p=1310 A short while back Electronic Arts released Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11. Playing a golf video game sounds about as fun as cramming my dink into a light socket, but somehow EA found a way to make this experience even less enjoyable. In fact, the way they’ve packaged this game with 'new features' makes me prostitute-stranglingly-angry.]]> http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/08/09/uneducated-opinion-ea-sports-its-in-the-game-but-it-costs-extra/feed/ 0 http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/06/16/uneducated-opinion-kickin-it-retro/ http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/06/16/uneducated-opinion-kickin-it-retro/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:17:06 +0000 Mike http://www.nakedrobber.com/?p=1709 A lot of popular trends from the 80's and early 90's that were once highly regarded should have, in hind sight, been stuffed into a suitcase and thrown into a wood chipper. This goes for anything with florescent colors, Steve Urkel, and the entire band Poison. These horrendous embarrassments were good for a few laughs at the time but since then we have hopefully learned our lesson: when you're alone and bored some things seem like a good idea, but in the end you can never look at your dog the same way.]]> http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/06/16/uneducated-opinion-kickin-it-retro/feed/ 0 http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/06/11/10-reasons-why-video-game-music-owns-90s-edition/ http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/06/11/10-reasons-why-video-game-music-owns-90s-edition/#comments Fri, 11 Jun 2010 07:49:04 +0000 The Naked Robber http://www.nakedrobber.com/?p=1589 Listening to video game music not only labels you as a chronic masturbator with a compulsive eating habit but proves to the world that you live a sad life based off of stupid entertainment for small children. Take a walk down memory lane as The Naked Robber points out the obvious with a list of the best video game music from the 90's.]]> http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/06/11/10-reasons-why-video-game-music-owns-90s-edition/feed/ 1 http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/06/04/frilips-weekly-junk-mail2/ http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/06/04/frilips-weekly-junk-mail2/#comments Fri, 04 Jun 2010 13:31:46 +0000 Frilip http://www.nakedrobber.com/?p=1556 ]]> http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/06/04/frilips-weekly-junk-mail2/feed/ 0 http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/06/02/go-homeless/ http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/06/02/go-homeless/#comments Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:28:15 +0000 Alan http://www.nakedrobber.com/?p=1521 The recession has affected everyone. It's delayed video game launches, cost thousands of jobs and sucker punched your bank account in the daddy sack. Do you really want to live in a world where the local rub and tug can't even keep it's doors open? Something has to change. Maybe it's time you thought about taking your life in another direction. Maybe it's time you thought about becoming one of the homeless by reading this brochure! ]]> http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/06/02/go-homeless/feed/ 0 http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/05/31/recommendation-good-old-games/ http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/05/31/recommendation-good-old-games/#comments Mon, 31 May 2010 07:15:34 +0000 Mike http://www.nakedrobber.com/?p=1457 If you're anything like me, then you probably own more old, dusty PC games from the 90's than there is things a cracked out hooker on meth will do for spare change and cigarettes. There was a time when I took pride in having all these wasted childhoods on a bookshelf in their original boxes, proud of the thousands of dollars I spent on women treating me like malignant cancer. ]]> http://www.nakedrobber.com/2010/05/31/recommendation-good-old-games/feed/ 1