Allow me to describe the importance of poorly fitted tweed blazers. They are considered a universal status symbol passed down from our ancestors that represent great experience, cunning and ingenuity that will grant you access to the most exclusive social circles in your city.

Night clubs, discotheques, and high school dances can all be referred to with one term: sex buffets. With my guidance yo will be filling your plate with all-you-can-eat forced sexual intercourse.

Shortly after the epic win known as Ultima 7, Origin Systems was put in an unavoidable situation and forced to sell its rights to Electronic Arts, a company infamous for consuming gaming studios far greater than their own and delivering steaming piles of shit covered in cancerous flies to the market year after year. Ultima 8 was the first game of the franchise built under EA’s regime and as a result this potentially great game suffered severely.

The Gym is a great place to Pad your strength and remove some nasty traits. This area has been open to you the entire time, but as your holocaust like frame can attest you’ve never actually been here. Before entering, be sure to equip your Shorts of the Pasty Chicken Legs for a +1 boost to stamina (-5 temporary effect to morale).

When it comes to the music industry my belief on pirating lies somewhere between ‘fuck the big record labels’ and ‘eat the rich’. We’ve all heard the argument that musicians make their money off shows (more accurately the merchandise sold at those shows).