The Naked Robber

Living in filth is acceptable when you’re rebelling at the age of 15. After moving out however, if you’re trying to bring people back to an apartment that resembles a cross between Bin Laden’s hide out and a rapists paradise, then that explains why people break out in hives after coming near you. Avoid these 10 things and maybe people will visit you as often as they visit their dead relatives’ graves.

If Square Enix was a convicted, child molesting uncle then the Mana franchise is the kid who grew up to be a sexually repressed meth head who ends up in a suit case at the bottom of a river.

These days it seems like everyone and their dog knows someone addicted to World of Warcraft. We thought it was time to sick our rabid team of researchers into the soft, fleshy leg of WoW gamer stereotypes.

What they’ve uncovered may surprise you… unless you’ve actually seen someone play World of Warcraft, in which case this collection of made up facts* will be right on par with what you already believe.

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Is it possible for an old game to teach you new ways to appreciate modern games? Yes, and after playing through Metal Warriors I believe this more than I believe in forcing euthanasia upon your old relatives to collect early inheritance.

Virginity. It’s acceptable if you’re 13, but once you hit 20 you better have a damn good excuse if you don’t want to be treated like a burn victim. Sometimes the solution isn’t so obvious to people so this is where I come in to gently shine some light on a very delicate topic.

If Japan has taught me anything it’s that stereotypes hold true. For example, the Japanese have bad hair and awful taste in music. This is fact. Amongst all their rich culture, crazy vending machines and questionable food that will give you nightmares is something they are also known for: excellent game developers and dedicated fans.