I’ve been feeling a little bit reflective on life lately, and it has nothing to do with the garbage bags of bloody sneakers and filthy winter jackets covered in tire marks or the unusually silent bottle depot beside my house. No, it i­sn’t Veteran’s day and even if it was I wouldn’t bother getting out of bed to phone my grandpa who is probably wandering around at home in a diaper, looking for his heart medicine. Today I learned about a new book titled The Art of Sierra which has provided an overdue trip down memory lane for the legendary adventure games from the 80′s and 90′s.

Stories of people being found dead at work, or being left to rot are becoming frighteningly common. With all the chaos and uncertainty in the world we sometimes have to stop and think about how we will be remembered after we’re gone. Do you want your corpse to be worthy of a heart-wrenching burial, and not just burned out back with the rest of the household garbage? Then you better put down the game controller down and pay attention to our latest 10 Reasons Why…

The Internet is good for three things: ordering strands of piano wire off of amazon, helping psychopaths troll craigslist for victims and downloading games. So in our own ignorant geek way let’s take a brief break from making dolls out of human hair and look into the top two methods of getting games online legally: Gamesforwindows.com vs Steam, The Ultimate Online Game Platform.

Choosing which handheld to buy can be frustrating. Especially because in only a few short months you’ll have to choose between the Nintendo 3DS and the Sony NGP (PSP2). Well, we’ve gone ahead and answered the most important questions for you. Now you can make your decision at home, in the comfort of your semen stained sweatpants, instead of trying to decide which one you’ll buy in the store.

I’ve got a problem and it’s not related to my constant state of hyper tension or that nagging pain in my chest and arm. I need a new RPG game to play, but I want it in coop form. Perhaps if times were simpler, I’d be content playing RPG’s on my own and Kevin Smith would be content flying in cargo containers meant to ship large zoo animals but we live in a world where people shouldn’t be forced to settle.