Over the last few years RPG fans have been treated with about as much warmth and compassion that a toothless methhead receives on a busy street selling open mouth kisses for money. You know it’s been a rough year when the most prolific titles worth mentioning are luke warm turds from BioWare (Mass Effect 2, Dragon Age 2), both of which had a lasting impression shorter than a midget on it’s knees.

Okay gamers, it’s time for a serious conversation. No, I’m not going to explain why kissing your sister is wrong or ask you to point to a spot on this doll. We need to talk about the rocky future of the video game industry and why the death of the medium sized studio is going to hurt you as a gamer. I keep hearing stories about record breaking sales for Call of Duty: Black Ops. What I’m not hearing about is the unsteady state of the industry and the beginning trends of a shift towards oligopolies in video games.

The Naked Robber is back and with a list of the best video game tunes from the decade that helped deform you into the unemployed hermit you are today. I suggest listening to these with headphones on so that the people around you don’t think you are an overgrown child who refuses to grow up and act like a big boy.

In traditional Naked Robber fashion I’m here today to point out the obvious and discuss irrelevant observations about aged games and topics that nobody remembers or cares about.

I’ve been known to violently bitch and complain in the past about a number of things, usually Asian drivers or menstruating women but the classic series of RPG games known as Ultima (which were raped, pissed on and beaten to death as if featured in one of my favorite snuff films) is always a popular topic when I start drinking and throwing beer bottles against the wall.

(Editor’s note: This is a real email received by Alan and Mike here at Nakedrobber, I shit you not. We’re as confused as you are, so we decided it would be best to let Professor Tweed weigh in on its meaning.)