The Fedora Factor
It doesn’t matter if your head is bald, hollow and misshapen, because nothing says “I’m the smartest person in the room” like wearing a smelly old fedora bought from a hospice yard-sale. If you enjoyed my previous article that explained the science of blazers, then let me give you some blinding insight into the world of these magical hats and how they can give you the confidence you need to confront women and grope them in public.
Hide Your Shame With Clothing
Throughout your adventure characters will react differently to you depending entirely on how you dress. So equipping the right clothes is very important. Everyone loves a sharp dressed man or a sexy fashionista, right?
Unfortunately, everyone doesn’t love your semen stained transformers t-shirt, your festering brown wool socks and sandals combination or those blanket sized anime button-up shirts you parade your gut around in.
Yes, finding clothes for your troll-like frame will be a tear filled adventure into the florescent world of judgment. It’s time to equip yourself with some new items!
