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Hard Times are comin to your Console


Okay gamers, it’s time for a serious conversation. No, I’m not going to explain why kissing your sister is wrong or ask you to point to a spot on this doll. We need to talk about the rocky future of the video game industry and why the death of the medium sized studio is going to hurt you as a gamer. I keep hearing stories about record breaking sales for Call of Duty: Black Ops. What I’m not hearing about is the unsteady state of the industry and the beginning trends of a shift towards oligopolies in video games.

GO HOMELESS!

Hobo Recuruitment brochure by The Naked Robber

The recession has affected everyone. It’s delayed video game launches, cost thousands of jobs and sucker punched your bank account in the daddy sack. Do you really want to live in a world where the local rub and tug can’t even keep it’s doors open? Something has to change. Maybe it’s time you thought about taking your life in another direction. Maybe it’s time you thought about becoming one of the homeless by reading this brochure!

June 2, 2010 • Tags: brochure, Funny, hobo, homeless • Posted in: Ramblings • No Comments