10 Reasons Why No One Attended Your Funeral
Stories of people being found dead at work, or being left to rot are becoming frighteningly common. With all the chaos and uncertainty in the world we sometimes have to stop and think about how we will be remembered after we’re gone. Do you want your corpse to be worthy of a heart-wrenching burial, and not just burned out back with the rest of the household garbage? Then you better put down the game controller down and pay attention to our latest 10 Reasons Why…
10 Reasons Why Video Game Music Owns – 90′s Edition
Listening to video game music not only labels you as a chronic masturbator with a compulsive eating habit but proves to the world that you live a sad life based off of stupid entertainment for small children. Take a walk down memory lane as The Naked Robber points out the obvious with a list of the best video game music from the 90′s.
10 Reasons Why You’re The Office Joke
Every creature in this world has a job to do. This is true for the lowly ant dragging bits of sugar around and also for the middle aged immigrant women who scrapes the dried shit off the bathroom wall at McDonald’s. The work we do might not be fun but it’s what we were born for. So quit bitching about the shitty chairs at the office and take a minute to absorb these 10 reasons why you’re what people laugh about in the break room:
