RPG? No thanks, I’ll make my own
One of my favorite childhood memories that doesn’t involve stealing porn mags from the drug store with my buddy or shooting random shit with my BB gun was staying up late and kicking ass in Final Fantasy IV for the SNES. There is something special about that game that is utterly classic, from the music, to the boss fights, to the incredibly epic story and plot twists. I’ve now played the game far too many times to get any more value out of it, like using the same old fuck sock over and over for years and trying to convince yourself it’s a warm vagina and not a rancid piece of cotton filled with your pubes and STDs. Much like Final Fantasy IV, that story ends with tears.
Top 10 Strategy Games of All Time
No video game genre is more divisive, perhaps, than strategy games. Games that are hailed as the greatest by some are hated like Tracy Morgan at a gay pride parade by others. But there are a few gems in the genre that stand out like an attractive girl at an anime convention.
There are perhaps fifty games that could be on this list but I had to narrow it down to just ten. Any game that could be better put into another category such as simulator, space sim, etc I’ve left out. Others that were great but didn’t change the future of the series I opted to leave out for the ones that made us rethink this category. So here it is. The Nakedrobber’s list of the 10 greatest strategy games to ever grace your geeky, astigmatism-riddled eyes:
The Lost Art of the Coop RPG
I’ve got a problem and it’s not related to my constant state of hyper tension or that nagging pain in my chest and arm. I need a new RPG game to play, but I want it in coop form. Perhaps if times were simpler, I’d be content playing RPG’s on my own and Kevin Smith would be content flying in cargo containers meant to ship large zoo animals but we live in a world where people shouldn’t be forced to settle.
Fallout New Vegas Bug Fix List
If you’ve spent 10 minutes playing Fallout New Vegas, then chances are you’ve already crashed twice, seen people moonwalk through furniture and had your frame rate drop lower than Magic Johnson’s white blood cell count.
Well the good news is Bethseda has just announced that they will be releasing a patch to fix Fallout New Vegas’ many bugs…
Starcraft 2 is good but quit fondling the box
Starcraft 2 launched this month, finally giving you a reason to pry away that vice like grip you have on your lonely, abused penis. My thoughts? Starcraft 2 is a good game. I’m enjoying playing it. It’s not a life changing experience like backing over your neighbors 4 year old but it’s still fun. I’m very satisfied with what they delivered. It’s tight, the graphics are solid, the leveling system that Blizzard has introduced makes the single player feel slightly less linear and the whole interface redesign is slicker than the gallons of used motor oil I pour into my neighbor’s creek. So what’s the catch?
